*Note: This game page is mostly satirical and doesn't accurately represent the thoughts of the author.

Attention, gamers: Tired of sitting down and playing table-top roleplaying games? I just have the best, new activity for you! It's called Touching Grass! Wow.

For non-gamers: This is also the game for you! With a word count less than a whole encyclopedia shoved onto one page with ant-sized font, this beginner-friendly rpg  is geared to internet addicts with <-1 second attention spans (especially for the author who wrote it). 

Touching Grass 

is a simple game about love and betrayal. 

Best played while hiking outdoors in nature, this game challenges you to observe your surroundings, gain a greater appreciation of the local flora and act like a giggling dumbass who talks to plants in front of other hikers/ passersby. Although it's intended to be a solo game, you may rope in your friends/family so that they'd be giggling dumbasses like you too. 

Rather than physically touching grass, this game is about touching plants deeply, emotionally and spiritually. i.e. Rizzing up grass. Now you can date or befriend plants/fungi! ...In your imagination. Whisper sweet, tender nothings to plants you admire (in your head!) and see if the plant responds to your feelings in a simple counting minigame. The reward is the plant friends we made along the way.

Features:

Moss-tly Plant Puns! 

No Dice Rolling! You just need this paper, a pen, a timer (watch/phone) and your eyes.

Actually going outside!

OPTIONAL PVP MODE (3 or more players):

Do you want to drag someone into this with you? Compete with friends or family to win the love of your desired plant pal. Two players compete for a plant's affection. Instead of 'winning' by getting a score (digital root) of over 4, other (neutral) players take on the role as 'the plant' and judge your ability to charm within a minute. 

What are you waiting for?! Touch grass today~ Now, I must flee to the trees where I belong.